Wednesday, January 25, 2006
The future of beauty
Being a redhead, I have never found another redhead sexually attractive. My sister (another redhead) confirms that this is her experience as well. I strongly suspect that there is a genetic mandate that two redheads NEVER mate, as their kids would seem to have a snowball's chance in hell (i.e., they're likely to be albinos). I'm no geneticist, so none of this is based on science, but the voice of personal experience is LOUD in this case. Anyone out there know of two (natural) redheads who have hooked up?
Anyway, the beautiful Sasha is the daughter of MNL -- of pasty blue Ukranian stock -- and his lovely Congolese wife, whose skin tone is at the other end of the spectrum. All three of their kids are amazingly beautiful (and smart and healthy). So forget about "like attracts like." If you're gonna have kids, be sure to mix up the gene pool.
Posted by Christopher Ryan at 10:11 AM