Wednesday, January 25, 2006

The future of beauty

Being a redhead, I have never found another redhead sexually attractive. My sister (another redhead) confirms that this is her experience as well. I strongly suspect that there is a genetic mandate that two redheads NEVER mate, as their kids would seem to have a snowball's chance in hell (i.e., they're likely to be albinos). I'm no geneticist, so none of this is based on science, but the voice of personal experience is LOUD in this case. Anyone out there know of two (natural) redheads who have hooked up?

Anyway, the beautiful Sasha is the daughter of MNL -- of pasty blue Ukranian stock -- and his lovely Congolese wife, whose skin tone is at the other end of the spectrum. All three of their kids are amazingly beautiful (and smart and healthy). So forget about "like attracts like." If you're gonna have kids, be sure to mix up the gene pool.


Anonymous said...

Hear! Hear!

1 think in the world of the gene sciences that it's called: 'Hybrid Vigor.'

1 am no botanist or biologist but 1 think the concept of hybrid vigor
can be traced ALL the way back to sexual reproduction itself:
the combining of genetic info from two different lines in order to
produce offspring that embody aspects from both parental lines.

Brian in bowater stench said...

I must confess that I have not only one but two red headed uncles who married red-headed women and all had red-headed kids! I'm shocked at your comment as I know at least three close relationship with redheads, excluding my uncles and of course you if you were lucky enough, all of whom are exceedingly beatiful in both physic and's to red-head power!

By the way, the word on the street is that you have even claimed to father a beaftiful red head boy....much to the chargin of his father (best guess).